Monday, October 23, 2006

A Day that will live in Smurf-infamy

On this day in 1958 a Frenchman (go figure) introduced the world to Smurfs. From that day till this the world has been covered in the blue darkness.

When the blue darkness engulfed the United States in 1980, I was old enough to be immune to its obnoxious brain sucking horror. However, my two baby sisters were not. To this day certain shades of blue, and any song with "la, la" in lyrics sends them back to the darkness they knew as children.

We can only hope that our children will not have to bear the emotional scars that come with horrific Saturday morning television. There have been other scares to be sure such as the Barney epidemic, and the Power Ranger plague of the early 1990's. Thankfully, neither reached the cataclysmic rage of the Smurfs.

Saturday, October 21, 2006

Go Tigers!

Now that the Tennessee / Alabama game is over, I turn my focus to one of the day's lesser sporting events. The World Series starts tonight, and despite my affection for many friends like Stan Love who are life long Cardinal fans, I have to pull for the Detroit Tigers. I think the job that Jim Leyland has done this year could go down as one of the greatest managing jobs in the history of sports.

Go Tigers!

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John Parker Wilson and other thoughts

Bama's QB, John Parker Wilson, really deserves some respect. He was obviously hurt, but he kept getting up and coming back. He's going to another of Bama's great QB's.

Tennessee's defense won this game. They are putting together a season that would rank them with some of UT's best defensive teams.

Ainge. God love him. There are obviously still doubts running through the kids head. I dn[t know why or how, but if he doesn't gain some confidence in himself Tennessee is going to have a tough time against LSU, Arkansas, and South Carolina.

Beating Bama is always, always, always something to be savored.

Go Vols!!

SACKED!!! BALL GAME!!!

Two great sacks.

Ball game

Tennessee 16 Bama 13 Final

Great punt coverage

Nice tackle Robert Meachem!

Tick, tick, tick

This last minute is seems like its taking a couple of decades.

Punt Bama Punt!

33 yard punt. All we need is 1 first down.

But wait, Tennesse can't even get the huddle right.

Five yard penalty and stops the clock.

GIVE HIM SIX!

Touchdown - BIG ORANGE!!!

Tennessee 16 Bama 13

TOUCHDOWN

That was a touchdown when a Florida player caught it there! Now the refs don't know?

Now let's put it in the hole

1st and goal Tennessee. Let's get a touchdown!

Can Wilhoit throw?

Wilhoit and our defense have played well.

I wonder if Wilhoit can throw the ball?

Bama 13 Tennessee 9

OUCH!

Heffney can take a hit.

First down Tennessee.

Thank God I'm Bald

Cause if I had hair, I'd pull it out

Bama 13 Tennessee 6

Which is worse?

Tennessee's imagination on a 4th and one call?

Ainge's effort on a 4th and 1 sneak?

The ref's inability to make a decent call?

Flag of Death

The pass interference call that the ref missed was so bad that my computer died.

I had to switch to the backup.

Thank God for Wilhoit

Bama 6 Tennessee 6

Tennessee - The gift that just keeps on giving

Bad kickoff return

Penalty

Dropped pass

Tipped punt

Tennessee offense - The gift that just keeps on giving.

Whew!

We tried to give the Tide 7 with the interception, but the defense held.

Bama 6 Tennessee 3

It's Goooooood!

James Wilhoit gets a bit of redemption for the previously missed field goal, and knocks this one down the middle.

Bama 3 Tennessee 3

Wide Receiver U

Brent Smith's catch and run point to the fact that this year's receiver corps has returned the Vols to the status long held as wide receiver university. Tennessee's receivers Swain, Smith, and Meachum are doing a great job this year and getting a good bit of YAC (Yards after Catch)

Ainge doesn't look sharp

Erik Ainge doesn't look sharp. He has missed a few wide open receivers, and made some throws that look like last year's Ainge.

Then in the middle of the previous sentence, he throws a beautiful out route.

Then an interception.

Definitely not sharp.

Sick Feeling

Tennessee lost to Alabama 11 years beginning in 1971 so every time Alabama takes a lead in the game it gives me a sick feeling.

Bama 3 Tennessee 0

Somebody wake up the offense

After two possessions by both sides, the Tennessee defense looks great, but Tennessee's O doesn't look awake.

Somebody reach over there and slap 'em on the helmet and wake 'em up!

Punt Bama Punt!

I know this is an Auburn cheer from 1972 but I hope its one Tennessee's defense gets to say a lot today.

Good first defensive series followed by a Great punt return.

Punt Bama Punt!

Tennessee vs Bama Live Blogging

I normally work all day on Saturday, but I took some vacation time this weekend in hopes of getting to go see my Vols skin an elephant. I didn't make into the stadium so I'm going to do something new and blog as I watch the game.

CBS did a great job of starting the show just as the Vols came through the T!

Mrs. Ford not a very good teacher

Yesterday, Harold Ford, Jr. showed up unannounced and interrupted a Bob Corker event. I've tried to stay away from politics on this blog, but this isn't about politics, it's just about good ole politeness and decency. I've always thought you could tell a lot about a person by they way they treat others, especially those they might not like. Harold made an ass out of himself. It's sad that apparently Harold's mother didn't teach him the golden rule.

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Friday, October 20, 2006

Naval Battle



Vol Navy vs. Tide Flotilla
This year the Vols and their armada totally outclass the Tide and their flotilla. The Tide, bless their hearts, have never been able to get the flotilla past Muscle Shoals. The ole outboard keeps braking down, and granny's depends keep her from swimming as well as she use to.

Vols 28 Tide 14

Uniquely Unique


HowManyOfMe.com
LogoThere is:
1
person with my name
in the U.S.A.

How many have your name?

According to this website I found over at Big Stupid Tommy's place, and if you can't trust Big Stupid Tommy who can you trust, I have a rather unique moniker. The folks at How Many of Me say there is only one of me - Lane Willson that is in the good ole U.S. of A. There are 16,498 Lanes and 11,219 Willsons (Double L's) but only one Lane Willson. While this is technically correct, I happen to know that it also technically incorrect as I am Elbert Lane Willson, IV. Those roman numerals at the end of my name, in addition to indicating that my family is either really lazy or really unimaginative, means that there are more than one of me/us. Numbers 3 and 5 (I was either lazy or unimaginative too) are walking the earth and doing fine thank you very much. Eb and Quent aren't Lane so I guess the website is right except for where it is wrong.

I've got to stop posting at 4:30 in the morning.

Thursday, October 19, 2006

Who New?

The Who is releasing their first album since 1982! Two Who, Keith Moon and John "Ox" Entwistle, are dead. But Pete and Roger from Oz are carrying on with the help of Zak Starkey, that's right - Ringo's boy, and Pete's brother Simon.

I've always been a Who fan, and when their last album was release I still had hair. Quadrophenia is my favorite album, and "Long Live Rock" my favorite Who song. Their last tour was sponsored by Schlitz Malt Liquor. I loved The Who, but not enough to drink The Bull. (I can't beleive I remember that.) I'd still trample you to see The Who!

Awakening a sleeping Giant, Bronco, Jet, Raider, etc.

Admiral Iroroku Yamamoto said after the attack on Pearl Harbor "I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve." After 9/11 we were definitely awakened, but our resolve has been suspect. Now the same terrorist that struck the twin towers are threatening our football stadiums. Many doubt the threats and I am among them.

First of all, a whole bunch of folks, even many who were originally for the Iraqi war, have misgivings about efficacy. Another 9/11 type attack would unify us and return our focus to foreign terrorist instead of our own politics.

Second, another attack could only help Republicans and conservatives remain in power, and this is definitely something that many in the world don't want to continue. Those who want America to return to the days of giving out cold water reactors would not do anything to help President Bush or his party remain in power.

Finally, nobody is that stupid. The last thing any terrorist wants is to piss off 200 million football fans. Imagine an army of a few million Tony Siragusas coming with the sole purpose of sticking a foam #1 finger about two feet up you ass. The thought of being hunted by members of the Dog Pound, Raider Nation, Lions and Tigers and Bears (Oh my!), the sound of terrible towels beating the air, and the eyes of guys like Ditka, Jim Brown, Butkus and Reggie White fixed upon you is more than even the most stalwart Islamic terrorist nut job can handle.

Sunday, October 15, 2006

War Damn Eagle!

The next best thing to Tennessee winning is Florida losing, and tonight Auburn made Tennessee's day beating Florida 27-17. Auburn proved what many of us thought, which is that Florida QB Chris Leak has a glass chin. Leak made two key turnovers to help the Tigers seal the deal.

In bonus action, Georgia lost to Vandy, and Bama's tide never rolled against Ole Miss. The most they could muster was a wobble as they finally overcame the Rebels in OT.

We just sat on the sofa getting a bit more healthy, eating some really good food, enjoying our smokey mountains, and interrupting our "It's great to be a Tennessee Vol" chant long enough to yell WAR DAMN EAGLE!

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

The Other Person

Two people died today as a small plane crashed into a building in New York City. One, Cory Lidle, was a pitcher for the New York Yankees. His picture has been on every newscast this side of the Cartoon Network. The other person has been given no other identity than the other person, or more often than not as an instructor. We don't know if the person was a man or a woman, mother or father, daughter or son. Yet, we know all about Mr. Lidle, his six year old son, and the family he has left behind. We've even been reminded of Thurman Munson and all the other players that have lost their lives in plane accidents. I'm sure the "other person's" family is also filled with grief. To bad Other Person's life is not as valuable to those that report the news as Mr. Lidle's. I'm sure many are remembering Mr. Lidle's family in their prayers tonight, but I will be remembering Other Person's.

Monday, October 09, 2006

SHUT THE HELL UP, AND GET TO WORK!

Less than 12 hours ago North Korea announced that it has made all our nightmares come true by successfully completing their first nuclear weapons test. It didn't take long at all for the three main cable news networks to get their stable of talking heads on screen to argue who's fault it is. Some junior reporter from The New Republic or The Weekly Standard placed opposite one another to claim that Clinton did it, or Bush should have done, or, or, or - Just SHUT THE HELL UP!

First of all, these partisans need to stop focusing on why, and start talking about what's next. The question why, more often than not, is the most impotent question there is. Asking what's next allows us to focus on the solution. If we're going to disagree then lets at least let all that hot air propel us towards the solution.

Secondly, it's time the 4th estate be held accountable. When you put two Pit Bulls in small coup they naturally start fighting. The media throws two political hacks in a small enclosure, throws in a big hunk of meat, and then turns to us the viewing public and says "Hey, its not our fault they won't work together." Every TV ought to come with a "What's Next Button", and every time Bill OReilly, Keith Olberman or any of the other two dozen idiots start their shtick you can give the button a press and send a small electrical jolt to their chair. Hopefully, this would restart their brains and the conversation could move on. Once a year every cable news hack ought to be required to watch Edward R. Murrow's body of work in its entirety.

North Korea is run by a mad man, and probably the most dangerous one since Hitler. The United States has approximately 40,000 troops on the Korean border, and if a war were to break out, it would surely endanger not only their lives, but the lives of thousands of young men and women who are at this moment sitting in high school and college classrooms around the country dreaming of their bright futures. Those dreams are far too important to be interrupted by war.

So to all those in the government, media, politics, and intellects of all stripes and colors I say - Shut the hell up and get to work. The dreams and lives of our children, and indeed the children around the world, are far too precious to destroy with our egotistical need to be right.

Saturday, October 07, 2006

Whew Eagles!

I went to beautiful downtown Jefferson City to see daughter Hannah. It was Carson Newman's homecoming. CN tried to give the game away with 5 turnovers, but came back to win with 1 minute left.

I took Clara Grace and we hoped to get to spend some time with Hannah. Gracie got to sit with her for part of the game, but I only saw her for a few seconds. Sometimes seeing someone briefly only reminds you of how much you miss them. But she looked great, and by all appearences is doing well.

I also got to see a few old friends. Susan and Dave Underwood were both students at CN when I was there, and are now professors Underwood. I also got to see Mike Alvis who was one of my photography professors and has in recent years returned to Jefferson City.

I miss my Hannah, but a good day all in all.

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Read me a story

One of my goals for the year has been to read at least 12 books, one per month, during the year. Normally, I read a few more than that, but lately I've gotten behind. I started the year by letting Hannah get me addicted to the Harry Potter series. Now I hang out at Borders wearing a black robe, fake glasses, and holding a wand and longingly waiting for book seven. Ususally I'm asked to move on. Apparently this is not considered normal behavior for a 43 year old. (Unless of course you are a member of congress.) After that, I headed for some more adult fare. I read Dan Brown's The Da Vinci Code and Angles and Demons. I liked Angles and Demons better. I have always liked the work of Tom Wolf, so I decided to read his latest book I Am Charlotte Simmons about a small town girl off to the new world of college and the big city. This choice was a big mistake. The book was excellent, but I don't recommend it for fathers whose daughters are going off to college for the first time. Currently, I'm reading Bill W. about A.A.'s founder Bill Wilson, and C.S. Lewis' Mere Christianity. I don't know what I'll read to close out the year, but probably something by either John Irving or Pat Conroy.