In the words of Michael Silence...

In the words of Michael Silence..
OUCH! Oklahoma.

I'll take stupidity for $100, Alex...

In an effort to make Pacman Jones look semi-intelligent, Ricky Williams failed his latest drug screen. Pacman stopped by a New York strip club before meeting with NFL commish Roger Goodell to beg for mercy and promise that he would change his ways. Ricky was only weeks away from the end of his one year drug suspension when he again tested positive for banned substances. It's like Mother Gump always said, "Stupid is as stupid does".

War Damn Eagle!

The next best thing to Tennessee winning is Florida losing, and tonight Auburn made Tennessee's day beating Florida 27-17. Auburn proved what many of us thought, which is that Florida QB Chris Leak has a glass chin. Leak made two key turnovers to help the Tigers seal the deal.

In bonus action, Georgia lost to Vandy, and Bama's tide never rolled against Ole Miss. The most they could muster was a wobble as they finally overcame the Rebels in OT.

We just sat on the sofa getting a bit more healthy, eating some really good food, enjoying our smokey mountains, and interrupting our "It's great to be a Tennessee Vol" chant long enough to yell WAR DAMN EAGLE!