Tuesday, May 03, 2005

Pirate's Code

Yesterday, the United Methodist Church, of which I am a member, decided to reinstate Rev. Beth Stroud. Rev. Stroud had been found guilty on December 2nd by the Eastern Pennsylvania Annual (regional) Conference of violating church law, which forbids the ordination and appointment of "self-avowed practicing homosexuals." Apparently, the Council of Bishops believes the Book of Discipline to be similar to the Pirate’s Code.

"And thirdly, the code is more what you'd call "guidelines" than actual rules.”
Capt. Barbossa - Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Go figure... All this time I thought the book of church law was the Bible (which doesn't say anything about the sexual orientation of preachers that I know of). I guess that's what I get for not being Methodist.

Any way, welcome to the twenty first century, you guys.

Lane said...

You're right! Let's just toss the whole thing, call ourselves Episcapalians, go get a drink and forget about. And then we'll pretend that Romans ch 1 doesn't exist.