Wednesday, May 04, 2005

The new phonebooks are here!!

There are many honors a man can receive in his life time; the Nobel Prize, a Pulitzer, an Oscar, or (unless you are a Tennessee Volunteer) even a Heisman trophy. But in a moment reminiscent of Navin R. Johnson’s life story The Jerk, I feel there is no greater honor than that which I received yesterday by being recognized as a member of the Rocky Top Brigade. With a silent tear slowly winding down my face, and the Pride of the Southland Band in my heart I will face Mecca (Neyland Stadium) and say a prayer of thanks.

1 comment:

Barry Wallace said...

Welcome! You old sea dog, you old fishmonger, you old so-and-so, you old far--er, "flatulencier", you old....well, I can't think of anything else right now.